{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
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